You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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