Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
what day is it and did you see me today?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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