Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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