Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
