I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize