After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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