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  • hahahah. this pretty much made my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:23pm
  • i have poppop in the attic..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:33pm
  • The mere fact that you call making love "Pop Pop" tells me that you're not ready.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:57pm
  • hahahahahahah i love it !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:01pm
  • ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT WAS THE BEST SHOW EVER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:47pm
  • I've always wanted to do that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:59pm
  • First off, definitely love AD. STEVE HOLT!! But secondly... what did your boyfriend say?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:09am
  • I miss AD :( that movie better pan out!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:03pm
  • quoting the GREATEST show ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:20pm
  • "I roofied him NOT to have sex! Help me get his pants back on..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:39pm
  • I'm totally doing this the next time someone goes down on me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:11pm
  • Best text ever! I love when people reference Arrested Development...it's ashame it was too clever for the American population! "Maybe tonight?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:37pm
  • Steve Holt is a Bastard, according to GOB

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:59pm
  • I feel so special that I know what the reference is from. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who watches/d that show. But...You're my hero. LOL :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:46pm
  • what a fun sexy time for you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:23pm
  • "Stick it in the what? Stick it in the what?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:12pm
  • hahaha, I'm defiantly going to do that now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:53am
  • fuck why didn't I think of this first? this is gold

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:20am
  • hahaaa. made my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:31pm
  • I just blue myself. Has to be the most brilliant show ever created. I catch something new everytime I re-watch any episode.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:49am
  • hilarious. if you don't mind I plan on doing this in the future.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:55pm
  • this is the best text ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:24pm
  • How do you expect me to find anyone that will go into that musty old clap trap?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:39pm
  • THERE'S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:10am
  • "I wonder how I could get you to never make that face again"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:00pm
  • fake or awesome, can't tell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:19pm
  • FTW! I love this!! AD was fucking great. "I've made a huge mistake...."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:31pm
  • STEVE HOLT! hahaha yesssssssssssssss I am going to give this one a shot, minus the throwing up in my arms part.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:42pm
  • check your lease man, youre living in fuck city!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:50pm
  • omg i love arrested and you. my new hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:43pm
  • HOLY SHIT i love ad, cant believe they cancelled it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:53pm
  • This right here is why i love being from the 914 so much. AD is fucking awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:10pm
  • The proper response to this action is to quote "Marry me!".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:42pm
  • More people need to love and appreciate AD. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:28am
  • dear ad producers, please bring the show back.. its sad alot of people cant catch on to the humor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:02pm
  • I reference AD all the time and all i get are strange looks... lets be friends...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:03pm
  • Tobias, you blowhard! Who is this girl and will she be my best friend. I quote this show all the time and people look at me like they're Maggie Lizer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:21pm
  • "I've made a huge mistake" brilliant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:27pm
  • who’d like a banger in the mouth?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:11am
  • YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Honestly, that would make me want more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:43pm
  • Check out banner, Michael!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:50pm
  • oh Tobias, you blowhard!

    Submitted by punksnotdead on Sep 27, 10 at 11:44pm
  • well-played, 9:15. she's the belle of the ball.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:21pm
  • I think I'm in love...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:49am
  • that right there is a keeper in my book

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:05pm
  • YOU ARE FUCKING AMAZING. NO KIDDING. MARRY ME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:26am
  • "i've made a huge mistake.." YES!!!!! So cult worthy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:26pm
  • DUDE! I've totally done that too! I gave my boyfriend head and right after I did that. Good times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:16pm
  • my favorite ever

    Submitted by feedmelines on Apr 1, 10 at 6:09pm
  • you=greatest person alive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:47am
  • that. was fantastic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:52pm
  • Love it!! AD is one of my favorite shows ever... I want to get a boat and name it the C-Word

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:05pm
  • haha juuust watched that episode again tonight!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:37pm
  • cue "final countdown"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:06pm
  • hahaha just watched that the other day. I love when Buster is caught in bed with the Roomba. "Well what did you expect Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a MONSTER!!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:11pm
  • well done (914)!! way to represent!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:02pm
  • There's gotta be a better way to say that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:39pm
  • I am a woman and I want to have sex with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:36am
  • MY GOD. I am so going to try this after I have my way with the lawyer this eve. If he gets it, I may sleep with him again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:43pm
  • who gives a shit if its fake...its still funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:12pm
  • that party must have been off the hooook

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:05am
  • if a girl wrote this, call me! hahaha jk so hilarious!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:32am
  • Well played good sir

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:46am
  • fan fucking tastic....but fake =\

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:56pm
  • "Does anyone in this family know what a chicken sounds like?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:20pm
  • 12:33, the mere fact that you call making love "pop pop" tells me you're not ready.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:32pm
  • bob loblaw's law blog. you sir are a mouth full.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:38pm
  • epic. arrested development is by far the greatest show ever created. can't wait for the movie!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:54pm
  • YESSSSSSS! GREAT SUCCESS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:21am
  • Haha! I love it, I just finished watching all three seasons again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:03pm
  • ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT OMG I WANT IT BACK! STEVE HOLT!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:20pm
  • This is great- best text of the day. I less than 3 AD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:53pm
  • awesome... can't wait for the movie next year. -Attention everyone. Why go to a banana stand when we can make YOUR banana stand? I give you Barbara and Dee... ...Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:49pm
  • LOL that's the best. thing. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:09pm
  • this is the best thing on this site. ever. im gonna have to start posting my AD quote references.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:24am
  • Awesome! I love Steve Holt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:15pm
  • YESSSSSSSSSS. ...Her?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:39am
  • oh my god you are the greatest person ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:54pm
  • i would marry you. like no joke. also 5:11 seriously shut up. just because you don't like the show doesn't mean the rest of us don't. they're funny jokes for a reason.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:40pm
  • I totally agree. def too clever for the American population. I almost died just now when reading this text. I didn't, but I did pee a little from laughing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:38pm
  • that is the greatest finish ever, I finished with O' Doyle Rules once, this would have made me more proud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:53am
  • really? sorry but i don't think its that funny when people makes jokes based on a show that millions of other people have seen. its not your joke; you're not clever. stop telling this person you love them, just because they can remember jokes other people invented. way to go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:11pm
  • Awesome. Hello, Anyong!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:17pm
  • HHAHAHAHHAHA. best post ever, if i ever meet you, i hope to buy you many a' drink.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:47pm
  • I love you! that is the best!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:05pm
  • Memories of Thanksgiving basket!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:22pm
  • haha, arrested development. why'd you throw up your arms, shouldn't you have done that when you finished?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:01pm
  • fellow AD fan, you are my hero <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:55pm
  • Oh my goodness, Let's make babies. And then name them Steve Holt, Like for real. Best reference from the best show, major brownie points. ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:27pm
  • who is this and can i have sex with him?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:21pm
  • Why not yell it at someone named Steve Holt? My name is Steven Holt and I approve this message

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:13pm
  • totally something i would do. probably the best time to quote Arrested. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:59pm
  • yesssssss best text ever. and i'm doing this next time. for real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:08pm
  • "Marry me." I love AD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:03pm
  • I miss arrested development. that is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:12pm
  • AMAZING! Arrested Development is AMAZING!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:03pm
  • Haha, my boyfriend does that occasionally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:57pm
  • this is 914... and for all you haters you can eat a bag of dicks. the text is real!!! and it was hilarious my boyfriend couldnt stop laughing. feel free to steal the move :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Love this! Fucking hilarious. STEVE HOLT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:01pm
  • "poppop horny micheal" best show ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:25pm
  • This is the most amazing post yet!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:45pm
  • god i miss arrested development. best show ever created.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:45pm
  • Wow, I've done something similar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:19am
  • No 3:15, no. In the chocolate. Then in the nuts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:15pm
  • If I was ever so lucky enough as to be with a gal who did this I would like to think that I'd respond with "Yeah, like the guy with the $1.25 condom on is going to enjoy another guys name when he climaxes. C'MON!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:47pm
  • You may have found a keeper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:45pm
  • ohh my god!! fan-freaking-tastic arrested development for the win XD i mega nd hearts semicolon you !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:06am
  • i love that i'm not the only one who references that show.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:56pm
  • I'm with you 5:11pm. Some people are easily amused it seems.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:24pm
  • im going to do that tonight... my boyfriend owes you :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:02pm
  • HELL YES. I LOVE arrested development! and that's like, a deal-maker for me haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:49pm
  • anybody who doesn't yell STEVE HOLT is a chicken. coo ca choo cooo ca coo ca choo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:07pm
  • i have made a huge mistake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:18pm
  • yeah... why do people always have to be killjoys and point out if the text is fake or not? just wondering.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Como? Yeah, you'll be in a coma (: \nBest show ever.

    Submitted by moremadison on Oct 20, 10 at 6:11pm
  • arrested development classic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:53pm
  • oh my goddd!! i LOVE THAT SHOW SO MUCH!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:30pm
  • what about macaroni....let me finish....salad?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Then why don't you marry an ice cream sandwich?! Me thinks a Cupid I shall play! :) awesome references!

    Submitted by drew0929 on Jan 15, 11 at 1:22am
  • I know who you are lol - From 202.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:54pm
  • because no woman is that cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:01pm
  • im from the 914 and i have never been more proud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:57pm
  • <3 you are my new best friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:44pm
  • Bob Loblaw Drops Law Bombs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 7:03am
  • My boyfriend did that - it was incredible!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:04pm
  • omg! & still hoping for that movie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:18am
  • Gotta love those maritime lawyer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:04pm
  • I need to marry this woman.

    Submitted by Mike_Burton on Jan 31, 10 at 2:28pm
  • <3 this!!! soooooo hilarious! id marry a guy who did this after we boned...seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:28pm
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