kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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