just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
The beer is more important than you right now.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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