apparently the secret to your success is patron
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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