Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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