i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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