y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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