you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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