We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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