i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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