i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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