Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You ate ashes out of my bong
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
