Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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