We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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