ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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