Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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