I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I am naked and annoyed.
wow bdsm is so cute
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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