yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
