Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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