Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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