i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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