I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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