sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
That accounts for only three of the penises
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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