Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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