Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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