She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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