So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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