I'm going to jail i love you
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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