my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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