i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
There's always time for handjobs
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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