I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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