Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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