Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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