Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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