so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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