I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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