all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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