Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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