dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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