I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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