i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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