i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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