Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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