If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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