i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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