The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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