did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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