I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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