Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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