Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I love you. Go after that dick
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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